Witness Protection (FDN)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a green and white Citizen creature with base power and toughness 1/1 named Legitimate Businessperson. (It loses all other colors, card types, creature types, and names.)

Niche removal spell for control and tempo decks. Witness Protection permanently neutralizes threats by stripping all abilities and reducing them to a vanilla 1/1, but it requires the creature to stay on the battlefield to be effective—instant-speed removal or creature sacrifice both undo the effect, making it vulnerable to common answers. Best in formats where you can protect enchantments or where the tempo swing matters more than permanent removal.

Foundations — Common